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My
first attempts at fame through music was a quick failure as I was too
young to realize I was playing a bed warmer and not a real electric
guitar. Still it did not seem to phase me as I was still cute and having
fun. If only I had known then the true power of NIMLAS and if I wanted
to that bedwarmer could play real music.
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Some
have said I spent the rest of my days sulking like how I am pictured
here next to my brother Vin. That was untrue, I was not sulking but
was a big fan of sucking my thumb and did so until I was in sixth grade.
You see all important deities have sucked their thumbs so I do not hide
the fact. Zeus sucked his thumb, and so did Jesus, Buddha did not but
I have heard the odd rumor that he would twirl his hair when he had
it. The amazing Zen like practice of such practices have been used world
wide to aid in meditation.
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I
showed early signs of being Klingon even in my youth. My ability to
growl and show my strength was as prominent as my fangs. I acted like
many Klingon children, well except for how instead of decapitating my
opponents on the soccer field I was distracted by the dandelions that
grew on the field. All in all it produced a fitting end to most games
that would make any Klingon proud, I got jelly beans at the end of each
game as it was the name of my team.
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| Much to the disappointment of my youth I was raised in a home that shunned all things Star Trek and did not accept my Klingon-hood until I was much older. To the right you can see how I coped with such a truth, here you see my sister Brigid and I all set for sailing. Something that would only add to my ability for space travel and other flights of day dream fancy. |  |
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It
was then as I got older that I begun to realize there was more of my
existence then just having fun. That I was bestowed powers beyond my
imagination. One day while 'meditating' I decided to put my powers to
a test and so came the hair band craze. As Poison and Def Leopard topped
the charts to my mild amusement I tried my hand at more intriguing interests
like banishing Debbie Gibson and NKOTB from the air waves.
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As
I grew I grew in size only becoming the LAS you know today. I went from
the oppressive scene of public school to College where I was set to
study art. While I studied I grew a fascination with a new thing known
as the Internet and role playing. This only lead me to taper my studies
to the area of Graphic Art. Through Role Play I was able to satisfy
my over active imagination and settle the clamoring in my head of all
the Characters just waiting to be brought into life through the digital
age. I started in a quaint place known as NetCentral.net, my first C
ever was Nuchtchas, a Klingon female in the room TenForward. I soon
began also playing in a room called The Red Dragon Inn (RDI). When NetCentral
crashed I went to many places to satisfy my craving for RP, IFC, IMC<
AOL and a plethora of other three initialed places until I was shown
the classic WBS.net. There I found The Nexus as well as several other
rooms with unique RP possibilities. Sadly though as all things go, the
WBS closed down. Lost again through the digital world until I was shown
webbfx.org by my good friend LK.
While in webbfx I found other places, like erealms.org and found a great
room known as AmericanGothic.
There I found something I was lacking in RP, a place where I could play
supernatural that was not WoD and a place where modern RP was welcomed.
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| I got to a point where enough was enough and joined weight watchers. I lost over 70lbs and am still working on the last 30 to go. Along with losing my weight I started to gain some of the esteem I was missing my whole life. Along with finding my self esteem I also was rediscovering my powers of NIMLAS but as of yet it did not have a name. |  |
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Many
things happened over the years and many titles were given to me. But
it was in AmericanGothic
that the NIMLAS craze began. It was an offhand comment that started
a cult, I mean a new religion.
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| NIMLAS = Nuchtchas Is My Lord And Savior! Just another acronym to be added to the LOLs and LMAOs and BRBs and so on... As of today it stands that the official High Priest of NIMLAS is BATMAN and the official Prophet is TEKNOBOY Razzie is the official Rallier. Barin is my Sister, though oddly she does not believe in NIMLAS... yet. There is an Uncle, that is Uncle Skip. And The Saint is also the head Harem leader. St. Subject to Change, who is refereed to as Ozborne by some and to me as Thelma. The Junior Priests and Priestesses are Mary, Kristy, Annie and Hostage. |  |
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So
the craze began and one person had been quoted as saying, "You
can't turn me into Jell-O as NIMLAS power precedes Queendom" as
proof that being a follower has it's protections.
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Soon the major Chat systems such as Warp1.net and erealms.org started
offering the NIMLAS gummie. This also inpired the trend of NIMLAS inspired
Art. Along with NIMLAS art Mac art is much the same. It is well known
that NIMLAS is powered by a Macintosh server. *G* It was rumored once
that it was a NIMLAS follower who inspired the G4 chip, but there is
no proof of that.
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| What does the future hold for Nuchtchas? And for NIMLAS? well time will only tell as the story is just beginning... |  |
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