{"id":1085,"date":"2012-02-14T18:29:03","date_gmt":"2012-02-14T23:29:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nimlas.org\/blog\/?p=1085"},"modified":"2017-11-11T23:45:06","modified_gmt":"2017-11-12T04:45:06","slug":"a-robot-love-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nimlas.org\/blog\/creative\/writing\/a-robot-love-story\/","title":{"rendered":"A Robot Love Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nimlas.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/RobitLove.png\" rel=\"lightbox[1085]\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1086\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/nimlas.org\/blog\/creative\/writing\/a-robot-love-story\/attachment\/robitlove\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nimlas.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/RobitLove.png?fit=600%2C600\" data-orig-size=\"600,600\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Robot Love\" data-image-description=\"&lt;p&gt;Robot in Love&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Print Only&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nimlas.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/RobitLove.png?fit=584%2C584\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1086\" title=\"Robot Love\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nimlas.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/RobitLove.png?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"Robot Love\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nimlas.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/RobitLove.png?resize=300%2C300 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nimlas.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/RobitLove.png?resize=150%2C150 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/nimlas.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/RobitLove.png?w=600 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"color: #808080;\"><em>Last year for Valentine&#8217;s Day I wrote a <a title=\"Zombie Love\" href=\"http:\/\/nimlas.org\/blog\/writing\/zombie-love\/\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #808080;\">Zombie Love Story<\/span><\/a>, this year thanks to the suggestion from <span style=\"color: #808080;\">Prof. Brainfever <\/span>I&#8217;m going to tell a story about Robots, or at least one robot.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>BEEP!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hi, Jane? \u00a0Yeah, this is Sal, I&#8217;m really sorry but I&#8217;m not going to be able to make it to dinner tonight, my boss sent me out of town at the last minute. \u00a0I&#8217;ll call you when I get back.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>BEEP!<\/p>\n<p>It was a lie, he could tell by the way Sal&#8217;s voice fluctuated when he spoke. \u00a0He wondered if his Jane would notice? \u00a0Would it be better or worse for her heart to know now, today of all days, that her current boyfriend was lying to her? \u00a0Would it be better for her to find out in a few weeks when he didn&#8217;t call back? \u00a0Why did he have to pick today to do this? \u00a0It was Valentine&#8217;s day, a day humans devote to love and desire. \u00a0A day where over the three years when he was in service to his Jane he watched her come home twice in tears and once she ended the night in a sweaty heap with her current boyfriend only to cry later.<\/p>\n<p>He wanted to be her date for the evening, to show her how she ought to be treated. \u00a0He would shower her with flowers, candies, kisses and embraces. \u00a0Alas that wasn&#8217;t possible, even if she could look at him as more than simply a machine.<\/p>\n<p>The door opened and the sound of his Jane&#8217;s keys sliding across the table alerted him she was home from work. \u00a0She was already undressing in the kitchen obviously rushed to get ready for her now canceled date. \u00a0&#8220;Any messages?&#8221; \u00a0She asked him as she hopped about on one leg trying to pull her tights off.<\/p>\n<p>He paused for a millisecond, &#8220;Sal was unavoidable called away on business, he had to cancel plans for the evening.&#8221; \u00a0While his circuits created a pleasing voice for her to hear a summery of Sal&#8217;s message he worked in the background to put an order into the local flower shop so flowers from Sal would arrive later in the evening to back up his apology for canceling. \u00a0He also cued up her favorite romantic comedy on the home theatre and started warming the oven to heat up some left overs.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can I hear the message?&#8221; \u00a0Jane asked with a frown as she stopped fighting her tights. \u00a0Her shoulders drooped as she leaned by his main unit, looking at him with sad eyes. \u00a0He&#8217;d rather she not hear his lying voice, rather she not hear the tell tale &#8220;I&#8217;ll call you,&#8221; but what could he do? 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